Post by alee on May 12, 2016 5:14:05 GMT
it's amazing how chipmunktooth had the spectacular talent of messing up even the simplest of instructions. alas, he supposed one could argue about how that was merely apart of his charm - but charm only got you so far in life, and even he knew, as he wandered deeper into the tangled netting of twoleg nests, that he was breaking a whole lot of laws by daring to venture out beyond the borders.
it had begun with a warm and cosy new leaf morning; tendrils of sunlight had fluttered through the thick canopy of camp, and the birds were abuzz in their trees, melodic singsong whispering like a lullaby in his ears. Many warriors had left early that day; after all, such perfect weather called for a volley of hunting and border patrols. indeed, nary a soul was left back at home, save for the elders sun basking near their hollowed out tree trunk, and an apprentice or two tussling by the dirt place.
perhaps blueberry had finally found herself fed up with his inherent laziness - because suddenly a shadow blotted out the sunlight, and half lidded eyes fluttered open to find the scarred and stony countenance of thunderclan's warrior-turned-medicine cat hanging above him. a sheepish grin had twisted at his maw and he vaguely remembered uttering some quick, garbled nonsense about what a perfect morning it was.
well long story short, he'd been kicked out with an annoyed huff and the resounding order to 'make himself useful about the place'. he'd arrived at the fringes of twolegplace in quite the puffed state - okay, maybe he did need to start exercising more. all this new leaf prey was hardly doing him any good - and he had the excess flab to serve as testament to that.
it felt rather lovely however, to be out in the sunshine, sniffling along the thinly drawn borders for the telltale sweet scent of catnip. he knew this herb well - in fact, he'd often rolled and chewed on it many a time, SO INTOXICATING WAS ITS THICK SMELL. SLOWLY HE TWINED HIS WAY ACROSS THE FRINGES, EVERY SO OFTEN HIS AMBER EYES FLICKERING UPWARD, ABSORBING THE LOOMING AND INCREDIBLY SIGHTS OF THE TWOLEGPLACE AND BEYOND.
...HE'D ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT AS TO WHAT LAY WITHIN IT'S DEPTHS. THE WARRIOR CODE STRICTLY PROHIBITED THE MINGLING AND SOCIALIZATION OF CATS OUTSIDE OF YOUR IMMEDIATE CLAN, AND THOUGH CHIPMUNKTOOTH STRODE TO BE AS LOYAL TO THUNDERCLAN AS HE COULD, THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STRANGE AND EXOTIC PLACE THAT CALLED TO HIM, THAT LURED HIM DEEPER INTO ITS DEPTHS.
SQUIRRELFANG'S DISAPPROVING MAW FLASHED BEFORE HIS MIND'S EYE. ah, his siblings wouldn't at all approve of him wandering outside the clan. it was enough to make him pause, to second guess beyond his surging instinct, and a flicker of hesitation flashed across his amber optics.
but it was only a flicker.
determination set across his countenance. now, now, chippy, why have you got your fur in such a ruffle? the catnip must grow deeper in twolegplace. yes! that's it! the thought sent a rush of relief sweeping through his veins. it's not like i'm breaking any laws...or anything along those lines. blueberry did order me to fetch her some catnip... chipmunktooth is, in truth, a master at talking himself into sticky situations. but alas, curiosity is as deep imbued within his soul as his self inherited laziness. soon he's out of the woods, and trotting along a clean-sated path, pink nose twitching at the exhilarating swell of new sights and sounds.
soon he'd forgotten about his search for catnip. in its place, a mystified wonder swamped his very being; wide eyes glimpse a few cats perched upon clean white picket fences, and they're plump - plumper than he, mind you, but it makes him feel justified in his weight to see other cats with similar body types to him. there's a striking stab of fear as the barking and howling of a dog ensues - but at once the tension flowed from his body, as he caught sight of a small, yappy mutt, scrabbling at what must've been a clear and invisible wall. "what an idiot," he purred, a burble of amusement swelling up in his chest. he couldn't resist it any longer.
with one awkward leap, he'd scrambled up onto the picket fence, and was gingerly balancing upon its strange and spiky surface. "what's the matter, fuzz brain?" he called, as the dog's sharp yapping only grew more incessant. "can't you scent what's three pawsteps in front of you?"
there was a sudden swoosh; the invisible wall was swept back, and the small dog charged, yapping like some brave and powerful warrior. it was enough to make chipmunktooth eat his words; back paws kicked feebly at the fence, he leaped to the ground and made an awful landing, the breath crushed straight from his lungs, and then he was running, running, until he'd twisted around a corner and disappeared from view.
finally he stumbled to a halt. his breath came in torn, ragged gasps, his lungs painfully sear within his chest. okay, maybe that hadn't been his brightest of moments.
just as he'd regained his hurried breath, chipmunktooth glanced up.
his throat tightened painfully.
every street, every house, every garden looked the same; twisting and turning pathways spun in every single direction. He glanced behind him, but he doesn't remember from where he'd come from. there's fear now, a tingling at the bottom of his paws. "h-hello...? erm...anyone there? Oh! yes, you!" his dark eyes glimpsed a small form perched across the street. "could you maybe guide me back to the forest?"
the stranger's head snapped up; eyes widen at the mention of the forest, and it turned on its heels, scrambled up a fence, and disappeared into its garden. a heavy sigh escaped chipmunktooth's lips.
well. maybe he shouldn't have listened to instinct. after all, it hardly ever got him anywhere good.
TAGGED: skyy and her socks
WORDS: 1003
NOTES: chipmunktooth makes a mistake. chipmunktooth suffers for said mistake.
it had begun with a warm and cosy new leaf morning; tendrils of sunlight had fluttered through the thick canopy of camp, and the birds were abuzz in their trees, melodic singsong whispering like a lullaby in his ears. Many warriors had left early that day; after all, such perfect weather called for a volley of hunting and border patrols. indeed, nary a soul was left back at home, save for the elders sun basking near their hollowed out tree trunk, and an apprentice or two tussling by the dirt place.
perhaps blueberry had finally found herself fed up with his inherent laziness - because suddenly a shadow blotted out the sunlight, and half lidded eyes fluttered open to find the scarred and stony countenance of thunderclan's warrior-turned-medicine cat hanging above him. a sheepish grin had twisted at his maw and he vaguely remembered uttering some quick, garbled nonsense about what a perfect morning it was.
well long story short, he'd been kicked out with an annoyed huff and the resounding order to 'make himself useful about the place'. he'd arrived at the fringes of twolegplace in quite the puffed state - okay, maybe he did need to start exercising more. all this new leaf prey was hardly doing him any good - and he had the excess flab to serve as testament to that.
it felt rather lovely however, to be out in the sunshine, sniffling along the thinly drawn borders for the telltale sweet scent of catnip. he knew this herb well - in fact, he'd often rolled and chewed on it many a time, SO INTOXICATING WAS ITS THICK SMELL. SLOWLY HE TWINED HIS WAY ACROSS THE FRINGES, EVERY SO OFTEN HIS AMBER EYES FLICKERING UPWARD, ABSORBING THE LOOMING AND INCREDIBLY SIGHTS OF THE TWOLEGPLACE AND BEYOND.
...HE'D ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT AS TO WHAT LAY WITHIN IT'S DEPTHS. THE WARRIOR CODE STRICTLY PROHIBITED THE MINGLING AND SOCIALIZATION OF CATS OUTSIDE OF YOUR IMMEDIATE CLAN, AND THOUGH CHIPMUNKTOOTH STRODE TO BE AS LOYAL TO THUNDERCLAN AS HE COULD, THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STRANGE AND EXOTIC PLACE THAT CALLED TO HIM, THAT LURED HIM DEEPER INTO ITS DEPTHS.
SQUIRRELFANG'S DISAPPROVING MAW FLASHED BEFORE HIS MIND'S EYE. ah, his siblings wouldn't at all approve of him wandering outside the clan. it was enough to make him pause, to second guess beyond his surging instinct, and a flicker of hesitation flashed across his amber optics.
but it was only a flicker.
determination set across his countenance. now, now, chippy, why have you got your fur in such a ruffle? the catnip must grow deeper in twolegplace. yes! that's it! the thought sent a rush of relief sweeping through his veins. it's not like i'm breaking any laws...or anything along those lines. blueberry did order me to fetch her some catnip... chipmunktooth is, in truth, a master at talking himself into sticky situations. but alas, curiosity is as deep imbued within his soul as his self inherited laziness. soon he's out of the woods, and trotting along a clean-sated path, pink nose twitching at the exhilarating swell of new sights and sounds.
soon he'd forgotten about his search for catnip. in its place, a mystified wonder swamped his very being; wide eyes glimpse a few cats perched upon clean white picket fences, and they're plump - plumper than he, mind you, but it makes him feel justified in his weight to see other cats with similar body types to him. there's a striking stab of fear as the barking and howling of a dog ensues - but at once the tension flowed from his body, as he caught sight of a small, yappy mutt, scrabbling at what must've been a clear and invisible wall. "what an idiot," he purred, a burble of amusement swelling up in his chest. he couldn't resist it any longer.
with one awkward leap, he'd scrambled up onto the picket fence, and was gingerly balancing upon its strange and spiky surface. "what's the matter, fuzz brain?" he called, as the dog's sharp yapping only grew more incessant. "can't you scent what's three pawsteps in front of you?"
there was a sudden swoosh; the invisible wall was swept back, and the small dog charged, yapping like some brave and powerful warrior. it was enough to make chipmunktooth eat his words; back paws kicked feebly at the fence, he leaped to the ground and made an awful landing, the breath crushed straight from his lungs, and then he was running, running, until he'd twisted around a corner and disappeared from view.
finally he stumbled to a halt. his breath came in torn, ragged gasps, his lungs painfully sear within his chest. okay, maybe that hadn't been his brightest of moments.
just as he'd regained his hurried breath, chipmunktooth glanced up.
his throat tightened painfully.
every street, every house, every garden looked the same; twisting and turning pathways spun in every single direction. He glanced behind him, but he doesn't remember from where he'd come from. there's fear now, a tingling at the bottom of his paws. "h-hello...? erm...anyone there? Oh! yes, you!" his dark eyes glimpsed a small form perched across the street. "could you maybe guide me back to the forest?"
the stranger's head snapped up; eyes widen at the mention of the forest, and it turned on its heels, scrambled up a fence, and disappeared into its garden. a heavy sigh escaped chipmunktooth's lips.
well. maybe he shouldn't have listened to instinct. after all, it hardly ever got him anywhere good.
TAGGED: skyy and her socks
WORDS: 1003
NOTES: chipmunktooth makes a mistake. chipmunktooth suffers for said mistake.